(Not that 46 is old yet; "old" becomes a more and more relative term the older you get. But when I was 21, I thought 46 was pretty old, and to my teenage daughters, I'm sure 46 is getting up there. And Lord knows, I'm not getting younger. So, to get back to the topic at hand . . . )
THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET OLD
- Bedtime comes a lot sooner -- and by your own choice.
- The extra weight you gain over the holidays is a lot harder to lose.
- Routine is more appreciated.
- Crowd noise is more annoying.
- Annoyance is harder to hide.
- Technology gets more ridiculously complicated.
- Your deceased parents appear much wiser than they did when you had them around to talk to.
- Cold weather is much less fun.
- Big city drivers get more stupid.
- Hymns grow more beautiful.
- Mornings are significantly stiffer in the joints.
- Sunshine is so much more glorious.
- Years pass more quickly.
- Faults, fears, and failures are harder to hide.
- I become more honest with myself.
- God becomes more obvious to me.